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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."

"Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement."

"Say pns U just said penis :)"

"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."

"A guy was admitted to the emergency ward with half a dozen toy horses stuck up his ass. His condition was listed as ""stable""."

"Jokes for and from ESL Teachers"

"What do you get from a dollar-an-hour hooker? A lot of bang for your buck."

"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""

"I went to the canary islands ... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries. I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either."