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Joke of the Day

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"Recent studies link bacon to cancer. ""Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer"", said one pink scientist."

"Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you"

"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"

"How do you keep brown bears off your property? Build a wall"

"Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to"

"Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. I won."

"My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions."

"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."

"Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats."