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Joke of the Day
"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"
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"Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste."
"Thinking about opening up a sperm bank in New Jersey. Gonna call it: ""Get a load of this guy over here!""."
"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
"In all the alternate universes, in how many is Kim Kardashian super famous and in how many did she just get fired from a Wells Fargo?"
"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"
"I just rewrote history!!!! ~~History~~ **History** im so lame omg..."
"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"
"Hey girl, you smell like you're going to give me the wrong number."
"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."