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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever seen something and just wanted to devour it? Anyways I lost my job as a gynecologist today."

"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."

"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."

"a man walks into a bar he had a concussion and died"

"No one got screwed worse than male ladybugs."

"""And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader."" - flight attendant manual"

"What do you call a racecar driver? A racist"

"I've made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie."

"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."

"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""