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Joke of the Day

"A few jokes my friend told me... What do you call a bitten apple? -An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone? -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad? -An Ipad Mini."

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP... but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Amazon. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Shipping. Go to sleep."

"If I enjoy drawing black people, does that make me a furry?"

"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"

"I've got the ""turning beer into pee"" routine perfected. Now if I can figure out how to reverse the process then I'll be rich!"

"Did you guys hear about the new porno about the Gorilla? It's called Harambe's Out for Dicks"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"

"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."