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Joke of the Day
"How is Disneyland like Viagra? An hour wait for a 30 second ride."
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"Poor Brain... It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not."
"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"
"What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !"
"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"
"At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner"
"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"
"In 2017, every TV show's marketing plan will be to add a Trump parody character so he's compelled to watch & cry on twitter about it."
"Here we go, funniest joke I know... So a man wins a divorce settlement."