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Joke of the Day

"It's so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that."

"Blackpeoplemeet.com is racist. What about Asians and Hispanics? What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com"

"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"

"Me and my girl on my birthday are like an organic compound with an aldehyde group Always ends in -anal"

"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."

"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."

"On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment."

"Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are not c's. *** ^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*"

"HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, It's the year of the snake !!! I'm still keep accidentally writing Dragon on all my checks."

"How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there."