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Joke of the Day
"The most active user on reddit: [deleted]. Seriously this guy is everywhere."
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"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."
"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."
"Cops: Jay X? Me: Yes. Cops: Your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. Me: Thats bullshit my dog doesnt have a bike."
"[lifts $1000 apple watch to my face] Wrist computer: show me where hot dogs are."
"I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer."
"What is yellow and lives off beetles? Yoko Ono"
"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"
"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"
"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."