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Joke of the Day
"What is yellow and lives off beetles? Yoko Ono"
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"Soon we'll all have to sign an apartment lease, sign up for electricity, and water, and cable, and school didn't teach any of this."
"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."
"*takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better"
"ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT"
"I wanted to get a brain transplant... But I changed my mind."
"each Subway franchise owns a tiny shred of Jared's fat pants. if you pay $50 you may gaze at the relic"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Him? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved."
"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."