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Joke of the Day

"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"

"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."

"If you knew what I considered to be my ""best behavior"" it's doubtful you'd advise me to be ""on it""."

"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."

"A really big joke... r/jokes"

"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"

"If you are bored I recommend mass texting all of your exes ""I'm ready to give it another shot"" and then get ready for the ride of your life"

"I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH"

"Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again. -Adobe Updater"