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Joke of the Day
"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."
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"Mother Paper Bag: We need to talk. Teen Bag: *removes earbud* What? M: Your father was plastic. T: But - M: It's true. You're a mixed bag."
"Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad"
"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."
"This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen"
"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"
"Few things are creepier than someone saying ""I know"" after you introduce yourself."
"New Subway slogan idea from Jared 12 is the new 18"
"What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid"
"I swallowed two pieces of string and when I went to the bathroom they came out tied together. I shit you knot."