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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."

"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"

"What is an emo's favorite note? G ...get it? EDIT:im not saying the reference"

"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"

"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."

"Everclear songs are really easy to play on guitar It's because their dad's weren't around to give them music lessons."

"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."

"Father's Day was probably an awkward day in the Jesus household"

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."