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Joke of the Day
"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."
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"People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language... Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array."
"A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ""Ok boys, high balls are on me."""
"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."
"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."
"What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft)."
"To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President."
"*confidently throws the empty macaroni box in the garbage because I don't need instructions* *pulls the box back out 3 times to make sure*"
"What do you get when you burn Baltimore? Baltiless"
"57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind."