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Joke of the Day

"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."

"Gas dropped to 77 cents a gallon in some places in Michigan. But don't bother, it was leaded."

"if Donald trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives? America"

"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"

"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"

"Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat? Because he always minimises the running time."

"4% battery left on my iPhone. The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head."

"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."

"What do terrorists eat? Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."