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Joke of the Day

"I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"St. Valentine's day Two blondes chat: ""What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?"" ""What day is it?"" ""Friday."" ""Shepherd's Pie."""

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry managed to escape the chamber."

"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*"

"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless you have muscular dystrophy, in which case you most certainly will not."