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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree? Because you're worthless."
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"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"
"One minute without you feels like 60 seconds."
"What is your favorite one or two line joke? (X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/what_is_your_favorite_one_to_two_line_joke/ There were some funny jokes in there"
"Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe"
"I told my dog to ""Lie."" He said ""Meow."" Now I don't know what to do."
"A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
"What kind of computer can't sing? A Dell"
"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."