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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree? Because you're worthless."

"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."

"Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!"

"What did one pedophile say to the other? I'll give you two fives for a ten."

"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""

"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"

"I was chatting with a black guy about having coffee... Playfully, he asked me, ""how's your hot chocolate?"" ""I should ask you,"" I replied."

"One time, I solicited a midget hooker. I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me."

"Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!"

"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."