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Joke of the Day
"One minute without you feels like 60 seconds."
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"What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"Know what's the hardest thing about having sex with a Japanese girl? Trying to find an octopus at 11PM."
"[Starbucks] What can I get you? I'll have a large coffee, black ""You don't have to say black"" I'll have a large coffee, African American"
"What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing? Nothing. Dressings don't have arms"
"So Stub Hub isn't a dating site for quadriplegics?"
"If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I'd be as rich as a Jew"
"[NSFW] What's brown and rhymes with snoop Dr. Dre"
"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."
"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."