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Joke of the Day
"I told my dog to ""Lie."" He said ""Meow."" Now I don't know what to do."
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"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"
"I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad. It's not my fault they don't have windows..."
"When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka"
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets Women"
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck!"""
"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"