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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his entire family"

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"A TCP packet walks into a bar... ... and says to the barmen: ""Hello, I'd like a beer."" the barman replies: ""Hello, you'd like a beer?"" ""Yes,"" replies the packet, ""I'd like a beer."""

"Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina."