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Joke of the Day
"What kind of computer can't sing? A Dell"
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"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."
"If you had to choose between your SO and 1 millions dollars... What is the first thing you would buy?"
"I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder."
"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."
"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."
"Name a household appliance that you everyday... my wife...but shes gone and i need to do the dishes myself now"
"Fun: text friend Are you alone right now? They go Yes. Then u text back LOL"
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."
"Why are liars so lazy? Because they are always lying in bed!"