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Joke of the Day

"A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now."

"They were two hookers riding a motorcycle... suddenly they hit a bump, and boom! your mom fell off!!!"

"Females will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times."

"What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay."

"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"

"I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey"

"""I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"""

"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!"