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Joke of the Day

"Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe"

"What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days."

"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."

"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."

"What's the difference between sand and period blood? You can't gargle sand."

"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."

"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."

"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"

"A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry."

"Wifi was down so had to talk to my gf. She seems nice."