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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."

"Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup? Anyone can mash potatoes!"

"I sleep better naked Why can't this flight attendant understand that?"

"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"

"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"I've always wanted to be an organ trader But I didn't have the stomach for it."

"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes? He was up all last night wondering if there is a cunt."

"Congratulations on your accomplishments! Whitney Houston, on being year sober!"

"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"

"How do mathematicians cure constipation? They work it out with a pencil."