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Joke of the Day
"My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline? It was my mom, then my sister, then me"
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"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"
"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."
"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
"Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind."
"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"
"Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ..."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."
"""sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"" ""officer, I'm..."" *turns to camera* ""double jointed"" *cop starts breakdancing*"
"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"