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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"
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"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"
"Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne."
"ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again."
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"
"To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball."
"I was flirting with an Asian girl at a bar last night when I decided to ask for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629""."
"What did people do every 5 seconds before Facebook and Twitter?"
"TIL Albert Einstein married his cousin. That's how he discovered the theory of relativity"
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"