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Joke of the Day
"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"
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"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
"This is my first joke I am posting, here goes nothing"
"What do you call a dirty Chinese crab? A crusty asian"
"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."
"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."
"Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them."
"Once you've seen one shopping center... You've seen a mall."
"Why do melons insist on having big weddings? Because they just cantaloupe."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."