175071

Joke of the Day

"Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ..."

"those damn vegans still drinking water?!?! That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!"

"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"

"I just invented a new joke. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."

"All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing."

"You're a special combination of disappointment, and What The Fcuk!?'"

"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"

"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"

"What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole."