168020

Joke of the Day

"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."

"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."

"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."

"I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's"

"People who talk about me behind my back. You discussed me."

"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."

"how do u do molly safely? wear a condm."

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing."

"What does picking your nose and masturbating have in common? It feels fuckin awesome but when you get caught its awkward as hell."

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."