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Joke of the Day
"""Algebra."" really laid back oceanographer, responding to ""What's that green stuff?"""
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"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
"""Hey guys, I just lost at the Golden Globes!"" - Louis CK, brilliantly introducing himself tonight."
"What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts."
"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."
"What's E.T short for? His little legs."
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."
"I'll never forget the first time Mum made some rock cakes. She passed then round and told me to take my pick. I didn't need a pick, I needed a hammer and chisel."
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."