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Joke of the Day

"Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 15 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a squirrel."

"Gay test: are you gay ? If you answered yes, then you're gay."

"So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand... Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it."

"A horse walks into a bar... ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender... The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."""

"I hate it when I forget to bring my phone in the car and have to read a shampoo bottle while I drive."

"I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings. I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan."

"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"

"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."

"Caitlyn Jenner receives ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage Courage? More like a lack of balls"

"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"