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Joke of the Day

"So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand... Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it."

"Get your employees to work harder by ""accidentally"" leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff."

"Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate"

"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"

"I confuse ""playing dead"" with ""playing dumb"" so if I ever encounter a bear I'll probably be like ""Listen, I don't even know how I got here."""

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."

"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."

"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"