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Joke of the Day
"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"
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"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"
"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."
"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""
"Sometimes when I want to make my girlfriend feel skinny, I just release about 25% of her from the air valve."
"American: I was just at a shotgun wedding Me: How far pregnant was the bride? American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant"
"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."
"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""
"Accidentally watched a few minutes of The Bachelor and now I can't remember a single state capitol."
"Whats your favourite brand of beer? When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser"