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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender... The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."""

"Where do polar bears go to deposit money? A snowbank"

"I got two packs o' sugar... Call me Two Canes ^I'm ^sorry."

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"

"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"

"This is what I say to people who are against abortions Don't get an abortion"

"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."

"Relationship advice: Find someone who likes (or dislikes) the same amount of air-conditioning as you, and stick with them."

"*gazes into the abyss* *awkwardly looks away and pretends I wasn't looking when the abyss gazes back*"