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"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."
"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"
"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""
"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."
"""You want me to copy AND paste a link? I am not made of time, good sir!"" Humanity, 2011"
"There is too much freedom in this country, we need more expensive smart."
"What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night? A white power ranger"
"I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."
"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""