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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings. I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist."

"TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!"

"Me: *nervous giggle* Goodbyes are so awkward. Like do I go in for a kiss or what? Drive-thru attendant: Please just take your food, sir."

"Do you have a hole in your sock? Then how the hell did you get your foot in it?"

"He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus."

"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."

"I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! ""Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!"" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship."

"A friend asked me what's my best American impression... ""I don't want to go to the doctor because it's too expensive."""

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""