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Joke of the Day

"Caitlyn Jenner receives ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage Courage? More like a lack of balls"

"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."

"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"

"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"

"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba I'll show myself out."

"Why did the squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry."

"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."

"Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!"