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Joke of the Day

"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."

"What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? Oh wait, I don't have a garage. Sorry neighbor I'll clean them out tomorrow."

"The saddest joke you've ever heard. President Trump"

"How do you catch a fish with peas? Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him."

"Why does a man name his penis? Because he doesn't want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"What's a pirates favorite letter?"