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Joke of the Day
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense."
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"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."
"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"
"what qualifies a woman in hollywood for disability benefits? ""A"" cup"
"An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history."
"Why didn't the rock make it to work today? He was stoned"
"What's brown and sticky? The contents of my pants."
"What does a cow call his girlfriend? His significant udder."
"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""
"I told my toilet to go eat shit... I probably shouldn't have said that because he got all flushed."