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Joke of the Day
"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."
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"What's the difference between a big penis and a small penis? Nothing until the jobs done."
"What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin."
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decalfinated"
"Today my wife was on her knees before me. ...screaming: ""Don't you hide under the bed, asshole!"""
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Trump won the election? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""