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Joke of the Day
"The saddest joke you've ever heard. President Trump"
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"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."
"I used to listen to old Mitch Hedberg recordings.. I still do, I just used to too."
"I'm having problems with my cat, He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no sense. She became famous in the 80's and I was born in '93. I am most certainly post-Madonna."
"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"
"My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!!"
"Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, ""A 3-way?"" she got all angry like I ruined the surprise."
"[Jewish Joke] What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? They break their nose. (note - I'm Jewish so this is OK)"
"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."