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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter?"
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"What has holes in it, and travels down an alley? Batman: my parents?? Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!"
"What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction."
"This girl on the train is really hot but she's wearing those huge sunglasses so there's still a chance she's a 900 pound buffalo."
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."
"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."
"Why did the protester cross the road? To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?"
"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"
"I like my presidents like I like my slaves Cautious and skeptical about ideas that start off with ""I ran"""