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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!"

"what's a banana's favorite gymnastic event? The splits"

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."

"the cats out of the bag now... now the cats in the bag but you can still see its tail.. now the cats rolling around in some sand and dirt"

"What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."

"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""

"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "

"What does Axl Rose do before he prays? Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!"

"What does a Jamaican Liar sit on? Deceit."

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."