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Joke of the Day

"ER Dr: What are you doing? Me: I'm decorating. ER Dr: Why? Me: According to my bill I live here now."

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""

"Hitler was quite thirsty... i hear he downed 6 million gallons of jewce"

"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"

"What's Chris Browns favorite sport? Sockher!"

"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."

"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."

"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."