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Joke of the Day
"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."
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"if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions"
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"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"
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"Look at the clock at the end of a workday and it's 4:04 pm. Where did the time go!?"