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Joke of the Day

"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."

"What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes"

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."

"Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side."

"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""

"Two retirees meet in a cafe. The first retiree says, ""Hey Stan! I didn't see you at the doctor's yesterday. Are you sick?"""

"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"

"I got in touch with my inner self today And that's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper"

"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."