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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."
Next Joke
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"
"Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"
"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."
"What's the opposite of drunken noodles? Soba noodles!"
"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."
"Why don't ducks blow glass? To many quacks"
"I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say ""here, you get to wear the headset"""
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."
"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."