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Joke of the Day
"What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."
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"Buddhist Pizza What kind of pizza does Buddha like? One with everything."
"You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."
"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."
"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""
"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"
"If I believed changing my profile picture could change the world I'd change it to a picture of vending machines that dispense tiger cubs"
"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone."
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"