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Joke of the Day
"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "
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"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"
"Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock? Because it won't even give you the time of day."
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""
"How do you know if balls are ticklish? Testicle"
"I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over."
"What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? The Holocaust"
"Me and my recliner... We go way back."
"My girlfriend wanted a nose job for her birthday. It took me a while, but I got her off."
"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."