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Joke of the Day

"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"

"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."

"""Do you ever get the feeling Mitch is an undercover cop?"" [MITCH enters] MITCH: Hey guys! *speaking into shirt collar* I brought the drugs"

"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"

"Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!"

"Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!"

"I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles."

"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby I won't rape the pizza before I put it in the oven"

"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"