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Joke of the Day
"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"
Next Joke
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?? Slow down and grab some lube!!"
"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"
"Homeless guy walking by this bar patio looked at me and said ""I'm your future,"" and I was like ""Sweet, we have a cool beard."""
"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."
"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"
"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."
"Behind every great man... ...is a very surprised mother-in-law."
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged? Fiancee."
"Feet are legends"