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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."
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"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."
"They say playing video games is a waste of time, but I credit Tetris for the speed and agility I display when bagging my own groceries."
"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."
"A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white."
"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."
"Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? A: Decalfinated."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up! He's Never Gonna Give You Up"